The city is in ruins. Buildings are crumbling, smoke fills the air, and civilians wearing D'Rich clothing are running for their lives. Blood and gore stain the pavement. PISS MASTER stands atop a destroyed car, his golden aura glowing. He laughs maniacally.
"This world is my toilet! And I am the master!"
DKRITB lands with a fiery explosion, his fists ablaze. He glares at his son. The impact of his landing shatters the asphalt in a 30-foot radius. Civilians scatter. A D'Rich clothing store collapses in the shockwave.
"Enough! You're destroying everything! Why can't you just use a normal toilet like everyone else?!"
"Because, old man, the world was made to be pissed on. It's in the Chronicles!"
"I'm going to beat some sense into you!"
DKRITB charges, throwing fireballs. Piss Master dodges with incredible speed, his regeneration healing any minor burns instantly. They clash, shaking the ground. A skyscraper cracks and begins to lean. DKRITB lands a massive fiery uppercut, sending Piss Master flying through a building. The building collapses. Dozens of civilians are crushed. DKRITB approaches the rubble, panting. Suddenly, Piss Master bursts out, completely healed, and delivers a devastating blow to DKRITB's gut. DKRITB falls to his knees, coughing blood.
"You're weak, father."
"(weakly) No... please..."
THE SUPER TOILET arrives, water swirling around him. He sees DKRITB defeated and humiliated. The ground around DKRITB is stained gold. The Super Toilet's chrome armor gleams with fury.
"You've gone too far, nephew! Prepare to be flushed!"
The Super Toilet unleashes a massive torrent of water, like a fire hydrant on steroids. The water pressure is enough to cut through steel. Buildings are swept away. Civilians drown in the flood. Piss Master effortlessly evades the water blasts, moving like a blur. He closes the distance in a split second.
"(bored) Time to pull the chain."
Piss Master throws a single, devastating punch. The impact shatters The Super Toilet's armor, sending him crashing into a nearby skyscraper. The building collapses in a shower of glass and concrete. Gore and destruction are everywhere. The Super Toilet lies motionless in the rubble, water leaking from his cracked chassis.
Piss Master stands victorious, adjusting his belt. Suddenly, a blur of motion snatches a glowing book from his belt — THE PISS CHRONICLES BIBLE. THE WALK AWAY BED stands a few yards away, holding the book, vibrating with super speed.
"Looking for this, cuz?"
"(furious) Give that back! It holds my secrets!"
The Walk Away Bed takes off at lightning speed. Piss Master roars and gives chase, leaving a trail of destruction. DKRITB, barely conscious, tries to stand and stop Piss Master. He lunges forward but trips over a piece of rubble, falling face-first into the concrete with a sickening crunch. Blood pools around his head. Ambulances wail in the distance.